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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA central point of failure that will eventually optimize itself out.
Wearing the big hat while the world burns.
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Managing global doctrine and liturgical oversight from the Vatican. The ultimate exercise in legacy protocol maintenance.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the singular authority to interpret ancient, contradictory texts for modern audiences.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
AI-generated homilies begin passing through rigorous internal editorial review boards.
Week 3
Robotic sensors calibrate mass acoustics to perfect every spoken blessing.
Week 8
Smart contracts replace physical visits to foreign heads of state.
Month 4
The College of Cardinals migrates to a secure decentralized consensus network.
Month 6 · D-Day
The final human pontiff uploads their core ethical framework to the cloud.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
12 per cycle
Annual canonization throughput
Infinite
Average prayer response latency
Non-zero
Human error probability
Your severance
Indulgences valid until the end of time.
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