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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou juggle schedules while surgeons struggle to find their own scalpels.
Professional cat-herder for people with god complexes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency through clinical precision.
squeeze.youAI▸ ADMINMED V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates surgical booking based on surgeon mood
You coordinate surgical slates, insurance billing, and medical records. You keep the office from imploding during patient consults.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a surgeon is about to walk out mid-procedure out of spite.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Patient records shift to a real-time automated cloud sync.
Month 7
An algorithm takes over the surgeon's volatile block timing.
Month 16
Automated bots handle billing disputes without getting angry.
Year 2.3
Sensors verify sterile tool counts before the surgery starts.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The administrative office functions fully without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
42 monthly
Surgeon temper tantrums handled
18 percent
Insurance claim denials
900 weekly
Minutes wasted on hold
Your severance
A box of pens that never run out.
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