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Your job has an expiration date
September 9, 2042
In 15 years, 11 monthsYou scrub in for hours just to be replaced by cold steel.
Stitched together by caffeine, student loans, and sleep deprivation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision surgery without the human fatigue factor.
toast.youAI▸ SURGI-SYSTEM V-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 YEARS, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
performs micro-incisions with zero hand tremor
You perform complex operations under extreme pressure while managing patient recovery and long, grueling on-call hospital shifts.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the intuitive, messy empathy to calm a terrified patient before the anesthesia hits.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 7
AI systems take over your tedious medical charting and record keeping.
Month 20
Sensors monitor patient vitals to flag emergencies before you arrive.
Year 4
Precision arms handle the repetitive closing of routine surgical incisions.
Year 9
Off-site senior surgeons guide automated tools through complex procedures.
Year 16 · D-Day
The operating room runs autonomously with full robotic patient care.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
28 hours
Average shift hours
Infinite
Coffee consumption
Human-variable
Suture perfection
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm hospital cafeteria pudding.
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