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October 21, 2032
In 6 yearsAnimals hate you, but soon they will love my sterile sensors.
Expert in IV catheters, jugular draws, and patient recovery.
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Perfect anesthesia, zero human error.
splat.you▸ VETBOT-SURGERY 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARSAI's Special Power
calms scared patients with precision frequency
You monitor anesthesia, prep surgical sites, and assist surgeons with sterile tools. Your job is vital and messy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a terrified, waking dog with a soft voice and a steady hand.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors automatically upload all vital sign data to the cloud.
Month 6
Robotic cabinets calculate and measure precise dosages for surgery.
Month 16
Automated machines handle all instrument cleaning and sterilization cycles.
Year 3.3
Closed-loop feedback systems adjust sedation levels based on real-time vitals.
Year 6 · D-Day
The robotic surgical suite assumes full control of the operating room.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12 minutes
Average surgical prep time
4 per day
Patient claw marks
6 cups
Coffee consumption
Your severance
One free bag of cat food and a laser pointer.
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