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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTriangulating your career collapse with precision lasers and cold indifference.
Professional tripod wrangler and master of the muddy slope.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping the world, one hectare at a time.
oof.youAI▸ GEOSCOUT-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
maps unstable terrain in total silence
Measures land and terrain using total stations and GPS sensors to draft accurate legal site boundaries.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which patch of marshy ground will swallow a tripod.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Integrated cloud syncing removes the need for handwritten field notes.
Month 4
Aerial vision systems map the site faster than a human walker.
Month 8
Self-leveling tripods replace your manual leveling and adjustment rituals.
Month 13
Geospatial AI predicts boundary offsets instead of you calculating them.
Month 19 · D-Day
The tripod is retired as the machine handles all site mapping.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
Zero
Average slope errors
Infinite
Coffee breaks taken
Ten-thousand
Points logged per second
Your severance
A vintage brass compass and a thank you note.
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