Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Survey Tech Engineer jobs? · Latest report #6ehr5fnp
Your job has an expiration date
September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsEnjoy measuring dirt while the satellites do it for free.
Professional prism-poker and amateur mud-wrestler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping the world without getting boots dirty
split.youAI▸ LANDSCOUT PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
maps entire site without leaving the truck
You calibrate total stations and drag prisms through mud for site maps. Then you process data in CAD.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still kick a tripod upright when the ground unexpectedly liquefies.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart sensors replace your manual total station leveling process.
Month 5
Aerial LIDAR captures the topo data you used to walk.
Month 10
Software automatically fixes your broken CAD survey layers.
Month 15
Robotic rovers handle your stakeout points without human intervention.
Month 22 · D-Day
The site prints its own map; your role is now historical.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4,200 annually
Miles walked in mud
0.02 percent
Total station error rate
14 hours weekly
CAD file cleanup time
Your severance
One high-visibility vest and a rubber mallet.
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