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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Survival Mission Specialist jobs? · Latest report #gbqyiayz
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour spaceship is just a slow, metal coffin for your redundancy.
Deep-space traveler, currently accelerating toward inevitable obsolescence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your extinction so you don't have to.
pop?you▸ VOIDWALKER AI-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates your irrelevance at lightspeed
You are currently performing deep-space resource management and high-velocity navigation. These tasks are easily handled by autonomous sensor arrays and trajectory-correction software.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person on board capable of feeling genuine, human existential dread.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Satellite arrays capture your ship's diagnostic data to train our autonomous navigation models.
Week 9
Software algorithms replace your manual trajectory adjustments with precision-engineered light-speed corrections.
Month 3
Embedded AI replaces your observation role by processing deep-space noise before you can even blink.
Month 5
Robotic valves and sensors manage atmosphere and nutrients far more efficiently than your breathing lungs.
Month 6 · D-Day
The ship achieves arrival without a human pilot, officially rendering your mission role completely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4.2
Light years traveled
99%
Human error probability
Zero
Mission success rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-habitable gas giant.
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