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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Survival Specialist jobs? · Latest report #3vji4mhr
Your job has an expiration date
October 3, 2106
In 80 yearsYou prepare for total collapse while ignoring that your job already failed.
Professional doom-prepper with a very expensive basement hobby.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Why prepare when you can just not exist?
oof.youAI▸ PESSIMIST-X9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 80 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates your inevitable demise with perfect accuracy
You stock canned beans, sharpen blades, and practice fire starting for a hypothetical world that hates you.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows how to open a can with a rock.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Sensors identify global stability patterns better than your radio ever will.
Year 14
Drone networks deliver supplies more efficiently than your basement hoarding.
Year 27
Satellite vision maps safe zones faster than you can scout them.
Year 41
Autonomous units patrol areas you consider too dangerous to enter.
Year 55
AI-led farming modules replace your need for primitive survival skills.
Year 80 · D-Day
Your bunker is converted into a high-density server storage facility.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
4000 units
Canned beans stockpiled
Maximum
Paranoia level
Zero today
Likelihood of apocalypse
Your severance
A stale ration bar and a broken compass.
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