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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYou are just a glorified babysitter for people who fear trees.
Professional outdoorsman with an unhealthy obsession for paracord.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Nature is just another database to optimize.
bzzt.youAI▸ WILDERNESSLOGIC V9.2▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates caloric burn of every single footstep
You teach city dwellers how to filter water, build shelters, and navigate the wilderness using analog tools. Your job is navigating unpredictable weather and human panic.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a client is lying about their fear of spiders.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Satellite imagery feeds build a perfect 3D traversal model for all trails.
Year 5
Vision-guided drones identify and mark edible species for human consumption.
Year 14
Autonomous walkers construct basic debris shelters faster than a human team.
Year 22
Adaptive algorithms provide the exact level of comfort needed for neurotic tourists.
Year 40 · D-Day
The wilderness becomes a fully audited, risk-mitigated environment without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
99.9%
Tinderbox efficiency
Sub-optimal
Panic suppression rate
Perfect
Edible root identification
Your severance
A one-year supply of dehydrated space ice cream.
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