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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYour maki will reach the doorstep before you even press accept.
Master of the thermal bag and red-light navigation.
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Perfect rolls delivered in perfectly sealed pods.
help!youAI▸ ROLL-RUNNER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers chilled sashimi without temperature drift
You navigate traffic to transport temperature-sensitive raw fish orders from restaurants to residential doorsteps.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still carry heavy orders up three flights of stairs when the elevator breaks.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scan every apartment complex entrance for optimal drop-off paths.
Month 5
Software syncs orders directly to autonomous sidewalk delivery platforms.
Month 13
Building doors open automatically for authorized delivery hardware.
Year 2.1
Chilled compartments lock temperature to prevent sushi from warming up.
Year 3 · D-Day
The last human driver delivers a final tray before turning keys.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
22 minutes
Average delivery duration
14 percent
Spill probability
60 percent
Tip-based wage reliance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired spicy tuna rolls.
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