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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou manage the chaos while the fish gets warmer by the minute.
Professional cat-herder of temperamental sushi chefs.
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Total restaurant flow without the human drama.
split.youAI▸ NIGIRIDIRECTOR-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes supply chains for seasonal tuna demand
You track daily fish inventory, manage erratic staff schedules, and troubleshoot health code compliance in busy dining rooms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when the chef is hiding frustration behind a forced, silent smile.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart scales track every gram of tuna arriving from suppliers.
Month 7
Algorithms handle staff scheduling based on real-time dinner demand.
Month 16
Cameras and sensors track sanitation steps without needing human oversight.
Year 2.2
Software automatically adjusts pricing and orders based on daily yield.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the restaurant's operational flow.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
18 percent
Daily fish waste
12 percent
Staff no-show rate
High
Health board anxiety
Your severance
A lifetime supply of seaweed and warm sake.
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