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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPowerPoint slides about bike lanes won't survive the next software update.
Professional slide-jockey for European mobility grant applications.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing urban flow without the human fluff.
ow.you▸ CIVICFLOW PREDICTOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect grant applications automatically
You draft grant applications, pitch mobility roadmaps, and facilitate stakeholder workshops for municipal infrastructure projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a local council member loses interest in your presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
An AI agent scrapes all existing project grant documentation.
Month 4
Generative models produce grant applications faster than you can blink.
Month 9
Virtual avatars facilitate community feedback sessions using sentiment analysis.
Month 14
Algorithms replace your manual spreadsheets with real-time predictive modeling.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of mobility funding allocation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42
Slides per grant
119
Emails per decision
3.5
Buzzwords per sentence
Your severance
A lifetime bus pass for a decommissioned route.
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