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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning your office thermostat down by one degree is not a career.
Professional spreadsheet filler and carbon-offset dreamer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing energy until the lights go out.
oof.youAI▸ ECOMETRIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
adjusts hvac settings to save three cents
You track utility bills and push for LED retrofits. You write reports that nobody ever reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a frustrated facilities crew in the eye and pretend.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin tracking real-time energy use without your manual input.
Month 6
Software scrapes utility bills and generates reports automatically.
Month 12
AI-driven climate controllers take over building temperature regulation.
Month 16
Vision systems monitor bin fullness and recycling accuracy.
Year 2 · D-Day
The building manages its own carbon footprint efficiently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42 useless ones
Reports generated per quarter
Statistically zero
Actual CO2 reduced
95 percent
Time spent in spreadsheets
Your severance
A recycled cardboard box and one succulent.
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