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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning your carbon offsets into actual spreadsheet errors.
Professional guilt-tripper for corporate utility bills.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying zero impact for zero effort.
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automates quarterly emissions reporting instantly
Writes ESG reports, tracks utility meters, audits supply chains, and manages waste diversion targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can talk a CEO out of greenwashing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Sensors pull meter data directly to bypass your manual logs.
Month 8
Language models write the ESG reports better than your templates.
Month 15
Software audits supplier data for inaccuracies without your constant nagging.
Month 21
Legal-bots track global regulations and update compliance requirements automatically.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The board accepts the computer's report and forgets who wrote them.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
14
Spreadsheets per day
400 yearly
Audit hours
Inconclusive
Target achievement
Your severance
A recycled gift card to a closed office park.
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