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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsConverting your complex grant jargon into high-speed, automated administrative output.
Professional cat-herder of faculty and students alike.
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Grant-writing without the human struggle.
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secures funding by ignoring human indecision
You facilitate workshops and chase grants. You bridge the gap between academic research and student engagement initiatives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can navigate the specific, unspoken political dynamics of a university faculty meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents take over the constant nudging of busy faculty members.
Month 4
Large language models generate perfect grant applications based on your data.
Month 8
Interactive AI avatars replace your presence in student engagement sessions.
Month 13
Automated ledger systems audit and manage all grant project finances.
Month 18 · D-Day
Human research associate roles are fully offloaded to the cloud.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
12 percent
Grant success rate
4 cups
Coffee consumed daily
89 percent
Drafts ignored by faculty
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated grant-writer tool.
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