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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour Rolodex is just a database that hasn't been scraped yet.
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Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
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Negotiating high-value media rights and streaming partnerships. Managing partner relationships across the sports tech ecosystem.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a deal is about to die.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your email history and meeting transcripts become training fodder.
Month 4
Smart agents send personalized partnership pitches without human help.
Month 10
AI systems draft and negotiate simple terms within seconds.
Month 15
Algorithms map your entire professional social graph for redundancy.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the machine signs the final deal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Excessive
Annual golf budget
Rising
Partnership churn rate
94%
Meetings ending in nothing
Your severance
One free subscription to a dying streaming platform.
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