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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour carefully crafted PR spin is just noise to an LLM.
SVP of corporate spin, crisis expert, and narrative architect.
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You manage narratives, draft press releases, and spin crises. Soon, an algorithm will do the talking for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which journalist to call to bury a story in the graveyard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scan all media for mentions and trigger alerts.
Month 4
AI models generate press releases faster than any human writer.
Month 8
Software predicts PR disasters and creates mitigation plans beforehand.
Month 12
Direct response systems handle all journalist and social media inquiries.
Month 14 · D-Day
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What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
0.02 seconds
Crisis response time
0 percent
Human emotional nuance
Zero needed
Annual press releases
Your severance
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