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December 15, 2027
In 14 monthsTraining models to replace the modeler who models the model's replacement.
Senior Vice President of glorified predictive regression models.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Discovering cures while you stare at charts.
stretchy.youAI▸ SYNTHSYNTH ENGINE V9.4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes lead compounds while you sleep
Oversees generative chemistry pipelines, manages multi-modal data integration, and defends computational hit-to-lead timelines to indifferent venture capitalists.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate why the model hallucinates a non-binding molecular docking site.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
System starts suggesting optimal hyper-parameter configurations for your ongoing molecular binding assays.
Month 3
Vision models ingest and normalize disparate experimental data logs without human verification.
Month 6
Algorithmic steering committees replace your weekly check-in syncs with actual results.
Month 10
AI-managed resource allocation dynamically shifts compute budget away from your manual oversight.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full autonomy, leaving you with a very nice digital farewell.pdf.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
Zero
Pipeline Latency
Total
Overhead Consumption
Infinite
Discovery Throughput
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud compute credit.
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