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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell ideas that algorithms are already generating for free.
SVP of rearranging deck chairs on the digital Titanic
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Automated vision for the post-human media era
glub.youAI▸ CONTENTSTRATEGY-GPT V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects quarterly revenue growth from thin air
You oversee multi-platform content production and chase partnership revenue. Your calendar is a graveyard of abandoned synergy projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a board of directors with a straight, human face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent generates all your executive responses and meeting summaries.
Month 3
Software scrapes competitor data to build your creative roadmaps.
Month 7
API-driven bots negotiate your standard revenue share contracts.
Month 13
A vision model evaluates content quality against brand guidelines.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system disables your login and sends a final report.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
42
Meeting hours per week
3
Strategy pivots since lunch
98%
Content reach variance
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee voucher.
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