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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour career path is just a series of meetings about other meetings.
High-level PowerPoint architect and professional meeting-attender.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing vision with pure data processing.
brr.you▸ STRATEGYBOT EXECUTIVE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers crushing quarterly reports in nanoseconds
You oversee product roadmaps and pitch features to investors. You spend your life justifying why customers pay for software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face during a bad quarter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your calendar and track your meeting duration.
Month 4
It learns to write buzzword-heavy emails and slide decks.
Month 12
The AI starts approving minor feature tweaks without human input.
Month 16
The bot presents quarterly results directly to the board members.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the bot assumes full command.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42 per week
Hours spent on Zoom
3.5
Product pivots per quarter
9000+
Slide deck page count
Your severance
A one-month LinkedIn Premium subscription for your profile.
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