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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell yeast APIs that nobody actually knows how to use.
SVP of expensive dinners and buzzword-heavy slide decks.
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You hunt for business deals and network to sell API-managed yeast production pipelines. Your job is mostly expensive lunches.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can convince investors yeast is an API.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An automated agent begins identifying every potential lead you ever ignored.
Month 5
Generative models produce better pitch decks than your entire department combined.
Month 10
An AI agent starts taking your introductory calls with total professional politeness.
Month 15
The software handles all contract negotiations without ordering a single lunch.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the CRM is locked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.3%
Excessive
Average lunch budget
94 percent
Coffee meetings ignored
Constant
Synergy buzzword count
Your severance
One free LinkedIn Premium account for six months.
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