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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour job is holding a tarp while a machine does the work.
Professional mud-walker and cable-wrangler.
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Automated forest navigation for extreme terrain.
bzzt.youAI▸ TIMBER-RIG 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
rigs logging gear without human oversight
You assist loggers with heavy equipment, rigging cables, and navigating dense woods. You are the forest's primary manual laborer.
The one thing AI can't do
You can untangle a winch cable by feel in a freezing, pitch-black rainstorm.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Lidar drones map the forest so robots don't walk off cliffs.
Month 9
Smart cables detect tension without needing a human to pull them.
Month 21
Self-driving machines now handle the heavy logs on their own.
Year 2.9
Multi-legged platforms replace the need for human foot navigation.
Year 4 · D-Day
Forest labor is fully automated and you are safely retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.1%
14
Stumps cleared per day
42
Accidental branch whacks
365
Mud-covered boots count
Your severance
A slightly used chainsaw and a compass.
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