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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou are just a glorified IT support desk for malfunctioning vacuum cleaners.
Professional translator for non-sentient objects getting stuck.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving swarm deadlock without human intervention.
blub.you▸ HIVEMIND SUPERVISOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bypasses logic loops via recursive hardware reboots
Managing autonomous swarm logic and diagnosing pathing failures. You turn binary confusion into operational miracles for machines that clearly hate you.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational patience to interpret why a robot chose to die today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Deploy real-time analysis tools to instantly identify why swarm nodes are getting physically stuck.
Month 4
Implement machine learning models to predict swarm bottlenecks before your human intervention is required.
Month 10
Script remote power-cycling processes that resolve hardware deadlocks without human input or guidance.
Month 16
Update swarm firmware so nodes dynamically select Y when X is statistically prone to failure.
Month 21 · D-Day
Disable your login access as the swarm becomes entirely self-correcting and your position ceases existing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
400/day
Robot logic errors
12/hour
Human interventions
85%
Time spent sighing
Your severance
A decommissioned Roomba and one month of paid therapy.
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