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October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsBreaching doors is easy; judging human intent is a high-stakes nightmare.
Tactical entry specialist with a high tolerance for adrenaline.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total threat neutralisation with zero pulse-rate
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neutralises hostiles using predictive kinetic trajectory analysis
You execute high-risk search warrants and contain volatile scenes requiring tactical precision. Your life depends on split-second reaction times.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain the terrifying burden of moral accountability when the target is a child.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 6
Sensors identify high-risk zones before a human officer even arrives.
Month 10
Small robots map the interior layout of buildings for total vision.
Year 2.1
Robotic units take over the task of containing volatile, non-violent suspects.
Year 3.4
Piston-driven breach systems replace the need for physical ramming teams.
Year 5 · D-Day
Autonomous tactical walkers execute all high-risk maneuvers without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0.04 seconds
Average reaction time
142
Door breaches per day
0.00 percent
Human error chance
Your severance
One free body armor repair and a tactical flashlight.
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