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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsTeaching humans to float is an inefficient use of biological energy.
Professional water-treader with a damp whistle.
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Perfect buoyancy with zero vocal strain.
shred.you▸ AQUABOT HYDRO-COACH 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
enforces pool safety without yelling
You monitor breathing, enforce safety protocols, and correct erratic limb movements in chlorinated water.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the patience to fish a terrified toddler out of the deep end.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Underwater vision sensors begin mapping student swimming patterns and errors.
Month 15
Directional speakers replace your voice to correct stroke form instantly.
Year 2.5
Integrated pool sensors regulate speed and distance without human oversight.
Year 3.8
Water-level drone systems monitor for distress and perform rescues.
Year 5 · D-Day
The facility is fully automated and you are safely retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Excessive
Whistle blare frequency
4.2
Tears shed per lesson
Indefinite
Chlorine smell persistence
Your severance
One free lifetime pass to a dry gym.
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