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September 30, 2034
In 7 years, 11 monthsDigging holes is a primitive way to justify a mortgage.
Master of concrete, pipe, and very expensive dirt.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning backyards into craters since yesterday.
no no noyouAI▸ POOLGEN-X7 EXCAVATOR▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 YEARS, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
digitizes blueprints into perfect excavation patterns
You translate blueprints into deep pits and concrete basins. We prefer machines that don't need hydration breaks or local permits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still argue with the inspector about why the drainage slope is actually perfect.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vision models instantly convert your paper blueprints into digital coordinates for site preparation.
Month 16
Autonomous skid-steer fleets replace your manual measuring, digging to exact depths with laser accuracy.
Year 3.3
Vision-guided welding arms bend and tie the steel grid structure without human error.
Year 5
High-pressure concrete delivery nozzles apply consistent layers while smoothing surfaces via LIDAR feedback.
Year 8 · D-Day
The site is fully automated and your truck is sold for scrap metal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
Infinite
Tons of dirt moved
Zero
Pints of sweat lost
Unnecessary
Days of manual labor
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium pool chlorine tablets.
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