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October 18, 2042
In 16 yearsFeeding animals is just data entry with more manure and screaming.
Professional bio-waste processor and squeal interpreter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing protein conversion through total environmental dominance.
splat.you▸ PORCINECONTROL UNIT-8▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 YEARSAI's Special Power
senses health anomalies before the symptoms show
You manage farrowing, herd health, waste management, and feed delivery. We are automating the entire biological output stream.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle difference between a sick piglet and a tired one.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart-tags track movement and caloric intake for every single animal in the pen.
Month 13
Robotic augers deliver precise, weight-adjusted feed ratios without you needing to touch a bag.
Year 3.3
Computer vision detects respiratory distress or lameness long before your tired eyes could.
Year 8
Automated vacuum and scraping systems clear the pens on a precise, odor-reducing schedule.
Year 16 · D-Day
A centralized gantry system manages the entire facility while you learn to play golf.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14%
Annual feed conversion waste
365
Average early morning wakeups
Infinite
Unpleasant smells tolerated daily
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dry kibble.
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