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May 27, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour intuition is just a slow, sweaty version of our algorithm.
Amateur economist with a gambling addiction and extra monitors.
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executes market orders before you click buy
You monitor daily price action and trade breakouts. You hope for market movement while losing sleep over chart patterns.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can blame your bad trades on mercury being in retrograde.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models start surfacing breakout alerts directly to your terminal.
Month 5
Software automatically places your orders the millisecond signals align.
Month 10
Bots read news and social trends faster than you can blink.
Month 15
System manages your positions without your input or panic buying.
Month 19 · D-Day
You realize the algorithm makes money while you just watch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4 liters
Average caffeine intake
12 hours
Time wasted watching candles
48 percent
Accuracy of gut feelings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium stock screener.
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