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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Swiss Guard jobs? · Latest report #n47m35uw
Your job has an expiration date
October 24, 2029
In 3 yearsA halberd is just a very long, shiny redundancy notice.
Professional statue with a very expensive, historical wardrobe.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ceremony without the biological fatigue.
help!you▸ GUARDIA-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
maintains perfect posture for forty-eight hours
You stand watch in colorful uniform, perform ceremonial drills, and provide security for the Vatican state buildings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hold a physical pose without needing a software update for your knee joints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Hidden cameras replace the need for constant human line-of-sight.
Month 3
Electronic authentication makes manual credential checking a historical footnote.
Month 12
Programmable walkers execute precise formations without tripping over their own feet.
Year 1.9
Projections provide the necessary visual weight of a guard without the salary.
Year 3 · D-Day
The last human guard is swapped for a silent, tireless steel pedestal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
100% accurate
Standing idle duration
Zero for bots
Uniform maintenance cost
24/7
Ceremonial post uptime
Your severance
A lifetime supply of ceremonial feathers.
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