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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsCataloguing music for virtual stadiums is just data entry with flair.
Master of spreadsheets, gatekeeper of the perfect hype track.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Clearing global music rights in milliseconds.
bzzt.youAI▸ SYNCBOT RIGHTS-LOGIC 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autoclears rights for global gaming broadcasts
You track song rights and usage for sports broadcasts and video games. It is mostly clearing metadata and legal paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why that specific obscure track is perfect for the trailer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models start auto-tagging your entire music library by mood.
Month 4
Bots take over correspondence with labels regarding clearance fees.
Month 8
Smart contracts handle rights payments directly with music owners.
Month 13
Algorithms fix your messy legacy database entries in seconds.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system auto-clears every track without a human in sight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
450
Tracks cleared monthly
High
Coffee-to-contract ratio
12 percent
Human error in metadata
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Spotify, curated by a bot.
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