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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsMoving numbers between spreadsheets until they inevitably become someone else's problem.
Professional spreadsheet juggler and interest rate babysitter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The death of the middleman bank clerk.
blub.you▸ SYNDICATECHAIN V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles entire loan portfolios in milliseconds
You track lender positions, calculate interest accruals, and facilitate massive cash payments for complex commercial loan facilities.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the arcane interest logic to a confused borrower at 4pm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Optical character recognition pulls loan data directly from your email.
Month 6
Code replaces the need for tracking lender positions in spreadsheets.
Month 11
Sensors and logic gates trigger wire transfers without human verification.
Month 15
Borrowers interact with an interface instead of talking to you.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously and you are no longer invited.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Zero toleration
Interest rate calculation errors
14,000
Spreadsheet rows managed daily
4 percent
Human sanity remaining
Your severance
One free subscription to a spreadsheet error tracking tool.
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