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Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsEnjoy your tenure while the algorithm writes the next breakthrough paper.
Tenured academic with a penchant for expensive lab reagents.
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Instructs students, manages messy wet-lab research, and attempts to publish novel biological discoveries. Secures funding to sustain an aging lab environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a failed hypothesis with passionate, albeit incorrect, human charisma.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All your historical lab data is ingested by our central research indexer.
Month 5
A Large Language Model begins generating more successful funding proposals than you.
Month 13
Vision-guided arms replace the error-prone manual pipetting of your graduate students.
Year 2
Synthesized peer review agents determine which research is worth funding automatically.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The institution officially replaces your lectures with high-fidelity, interactive holographic simulations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
94%
Funding Proposals Ignored
12 Liters
Coffee Intake Per Grant
Infinite
Peer Review Cycles
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to unread digital journals.
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