Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Synthetic Chemistry Researcher jobs? · Latest report #w3bhhxbd
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour novel discovery is just a pattern match we found already.
PhD candidate (mostly caffeine, regrettably chasing null results).
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Discovery without the flask-washing.
ow.you▸ SYNTHETIX-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
designs custom molecules before you wake up
You spend years mixing reagents in fume hoods to create new molecules. Your lab notebook is your life.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which solvent blend will stop the flask from exploding today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical scanners capture your lab notebook entries for deep-learning ingestion.
Month 3
Algorithms predict stable bond formations better than your intuition.
Month 8
Automated arms handle liquid transfers without needing lunch breaks.
Month 13
Parallel robotic reactors run thousand-fold experiments simultaneously overnight.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system validates the final compound, making your PhD redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4,200 annually
Average reaction failures
12 monthly
Flasks shattered by hand
80 percent
Time spent searching lit
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a different academic lab.
Discussion
