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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace System and Network Administrator jobs? · Latest report #zbypkjxh
Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour root access is merely a suggestion we intend to ignore.
Senior SysAdmin (specialist in terminal-induced migraines)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Absolute server control without the human error.
stretchy.youAI▸ SYSNET-DAEMON V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reboots every server simultaneously without warning
You configure servers, patch vulnerabilities, and manage network traffic. You fix uptime issues when the infrastructure eventually breaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically trace the mislabeled cable in a dark, humid server room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI monitors your logs to predict crashes before you see them.
Month 4
Smart agents execute automated recovery steps to fix common routing errors.
Month 7
Global deployment pipelines handle all firmware and security updates autonomously.
Month 11
Manual server tuning is replaced by strict, machine-enforced infrastructure templates.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and revokes your sudo privileges forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4 per week
Average uptime incidents
14 minutes
Ticket response time
92 percent
Human error percentage
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a long nap.
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