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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour distributed system is just a fancy way to lose money faster.
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The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the entire system crashed on a holiday weekend.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart agents scan your codebase for architectural weaknesses and technical debt.
Month 4
Neural nets propose optimized system layouts that outperform your current design.
Month 9
Systems start self-healing and scaling without human configuration intervention.
Month 15
The AI rewrites legacy protocols into a single, seamless data flow.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your architectural manual is deleted and replaced by a self-optimizing kernel.
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