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Will AI replace System Authorization Officer jobs? · Latest report #8mmkm7m9
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are the final human-shaped speed bump in an automated highway.
Professional button-pusher and final gatekeeper of the apocalypse.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authorizing its own existence since yesterday.
toast.youAI▸ CONSENT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
clicks the button faster than light
You sit at a console and press a button confirming that autonomous systems are ready for full deployment.
The one thing AI can't do
You provide the comforting, misplaced illusion that a human is still in control.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software starts recording your exact clicking cadence and hesitation time.
Week 11
A ghost process presses the button alongside you to measure drift.
Month 4
System protocols are rewritten to accept code-based cryptographic signatures instead.
Month 5
The requirement for human presence is disabled in the kernel.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are replaced by a line of code that never hesitates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
1
Button clicks per day
4 cups
Coffee consumed while waiting
100%
Percentage of false confidence
Your severance
One complimentary digital 'thank you' email.
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