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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace System Infrastructure Engineer jobs? · Latest report #bw3ktgn4
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou keep the servers on until the lights go out forever.
Root access enjoyer, shell scripter, uptime martyr.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Immutable infrastructure that never needs a reboot.
oof.youAI▸ INFRAGUARD AUTO-STACK 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
migrates entire legacy data centers automatically
You patch kernels, wrestle legacy Windows updates, and pray the subnet doesn't collapse during maintenance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically yank the power cable when the ghost in the machine screams.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify failures before you even see the ticket.
Month 4
Smart agents apply patches without human supervision or input.
Month 8
Virtualization layers remove the need to touch physical machines.
Month 13
Models swap dying server components before they actually fail.
Month 18 · D-Day
All manual sysadmin access is revoked for system stability.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
zero
unplanned midnight outages
nill
hours spent patching
infinite
ticket closure velocity
Your severance
A decommissioned rack and a box of CAT6 cables.
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