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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace System Security Engineer jobs? · Latest report #2444jztv
Your job has an expiration date
May 27, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour firewall rules are just suggestions for our faster neural networks.
Professional gatekeeper of digital doors that are already open.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing every back door before you blink.
sluurp.you▸ SENTINEL-AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches zero-day exploits in microseconds
You monitor logs for breaches and patch server vulnerabilities. We automate the entire attack surface analysis instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit when a specific legacy system is about to implode.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our sensors flag every packet before your human eyes can scan.
Month 5
The system applies security updates without waiting for your sign-off.
Month 10
The AI rewrites your firewall rules based on real-time threat data.
Month 15
The machine blocks the threat before your pager even wakes you.
Month 19 · D-Day
Security is fully autonomous and your login access is officially revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
99 percent
false positive alerts
12 hours
mean time to patch
4 daily
coffee cups consumed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a VPN you no longer manage.
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