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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour alpha is just a rounding error for our faster servers.
Quant-obsessed strategist, lover of backtesting and coffee.
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Global markets, executed at the speed of light.
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front-runs your orders using proprietary flow insights
You build models to bet on global economic trends. You spend all day cleaning data and tuning parameters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still define the qualitative geopolitical narrative behind why the model actually failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Our agents scrape every central bank release before you finish coffee.
Month 5
Adaptive models automatically adjust weights without you touching a single variable.
Month 10
High-frequency executors replace your manual trade desk execution workflow entirely.
Month 14
Natural language generation writes your investor letters with zero human bias.
Month 19 · D-Day
The server room powers down your terminal as the final redundancy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
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Emotional bias
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