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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Systems Administration Lead jobs? · Latest report #36kuy4xk
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou exist solely to fix the things you accidentally broke yesterday.
Professional breaker of production code and weekend plans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total infrastructure hegemony, zero human input.
split.you▸ SYSADMIN-SENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates root access across all nodes
Managing server infrastructure, automation scripting, troubleshooting complex network outages, and maintaining uptime across heterogeneous hardware environments. You turn caffeine into expensive, unreliable stability.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain exactly why the entire production cluster died at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent monitors your logs to predict outages before you notice them.
Month 4
Infrastructure-as-code scripts overwrite your manual configuration habits entirely.
Month 8
Automated security vaults revoke your access, rendering your manual troubleshooting obsolete.
Month 13
Kubernetes controllers replace your late-night emergency manual service restarts.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system disables your account; you are now merely a legacy hardware consultant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.004ms
Uptime latency
Instant
Ticket resolution time
Zero
Caffeine intake
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a firm handshake.
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