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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou build AI models to watch Earth while your own clock ticks.
Professional Earth-gazer (obsessed with vector layers and latency).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping the world without the human headache.
toast.youAI▸ GEOSYNTHETIX 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes geospatial data pipelines without sleep
You write code to process satellite data streams into geospatial models. You spend your days fighting messy data sets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific satellite sensor returns garbage data at 2 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify and fix data gaps before you even wake up.
Month 4
Software writes the SQL joins that you currently type by hand.
Month 8
A dedicated engine finds your model peaks in mere seconds.
Month 13
Smart vision models handle all coordinate system offsets without human help.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system monitors the Earth without any need for your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
Zero needed
Data Cleaning Hours
99.9 Percent
Model Accuracy
100 Percent
Human Error Margin
Your severance
One free subscription to a satellite image viewer.
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