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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Systems and Network Engineer jobs? · Latest report #dkh7j28i
Your job has an expiration date
September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour routing tables are just static data structures waiting for an upgrade.
Still dreaming in IPv6 while the cloud takes over.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing networks that never need a ticket.
splat.you▸ NETARCHITECT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures entire network topologies in milliseconds
You spend your days configuring subnets, managing firewall rules, and troubleshooting latency in over-engineered server racks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically trace the one rogue cable causing the broadcast storm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Autonomous agents learn your traffic patterns and suggest optimal routing changes.
Month 6
Scripted processes handle all your firmware updates without human intervention.
Month 12
The system automatically resets devices to the golden state every night.
Month 17
AI models write their own rules based on detected threat patterns.
Month 22 · D-Day
The network manages itself and the final manual override is locked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99.999
Average uptime percentage
0.002 seconds
Ticket response time
100 percent
Human error probability
Your severance
A decommissioned rack of ancient cat5 cables.
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