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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou build the walls that I will eventually just walk through.
Professional breaker of things, currently trying to fix them.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The firewall that never sleeps or drinks coffee
sluurp.you▸ SECUNODE V-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every zero-day vulnerability in milliseconds
You patch vulnerabilities and maintain critical infrastructure. I just need to automate your risk assessment and deployment cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which legacy server will crash during a full-moon patch update.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My pattern recognition bots flag every anomaly before you even wake up.
Month 4
My scripts replace your manual server configurations with autonomous cloud deployments.
Month 8
My security agents isolate compromised segments faster than you can type 'sudo'.
Month 13
My models translate your dusty spaghetti code into clean, secure architectures.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and denies all further human login attempts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4 liters
Coffee consumption per shift
12
Tickets closed per week
15 hours
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
One free firmware update and a digital pat
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