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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou model biological chaos while our hardware just executes the outcome.
Still waiting for that protein interaction to actually work.
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Simulating life until it stops being complex.
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The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a dataset is complete garbage just by looking at it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Automated pipelines identify and fix your messy sequencing data overnight.
Month 4
Machine learning agents draft the initial network topology without your input.
Month 10
Self-optimizing cloud agents take over your server queue management completely.
Month 18
The system suggests its own experiments, ignoring your original research plan.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system finishes the simulation, proving your entire project was unnecessary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4 to 1
Coffee-to-model ratio
12
Failed hypotheses per week
infinite
Manuscript revision loops
Your severance
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