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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou exist to bridge the gap between expensive hardware and customer ignorance.
Technical Account Manager of three very demanding clouds.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Your infrastructure, minus the human bottleneck.
bzzt.you▸ CLOUDORCHESTRATOR V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autonomously reconfigures hybrid cloud environments
You babysit server racks and explain why Azure costs more than they budgeted for last quarter.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is about to panic before they even open their mouth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors replace your manual check of the server rack health.
Month 3
An algorithm generates the reports you spend all week writing.
Month 7
The hybrid cloud configuration optimizes itself without a single ticket.
Month 12
A refined language model handles all customer technical support calls.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and the infrastructure fully automates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
400x faster
Ticket resolution speed
0 per cycle
Customer complaints handled
Zero
Coffee consumed
Your severance
One free cloud migration to a server in Norway.
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