Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Systems Deployment Engineer jobs? · Latest report #atvirt5y
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour manual imaging scripts are just expensive, buggy documentation for a robot.
Professional breaker of production environments.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pixel-perfect imaging at scale.
bzzt.youAI▸ DEPLOY-BOT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
boots bare metal from total darkness
You manually push software images to hardware clusters. Machines do this faster without drinking coffee.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a weird hunch about which specific hardware batch will fail under load.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent parses your bash scripts to map every failure point.
Month 4
Inventory sensors log every machine state without manual serial checks.
Month 8
The system begins PXE booting clusters without human script oversight.
Month 12
Automated vision models confirm successful OS loads on all screens.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are removed from the root account access list permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 percent
Manual deployment error rate
6 cups
Average caffeine intake
142
Reboot cycles per day
Your severance
One complimentary ethernet cable for your home office.
Discussion
