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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou spend all day fixing bugs that your code created yesterday.
Systems Developer (mostly debugging, partially wondering why)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Writing error-free machine code without the coffee.
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rewrites your entire legacy codebase overnight
You write low-level code to manage hardware resources and system kernels. You spend nights debugging memory leaks and concurrency.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am to a non-technical manager.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Your code style is enforced by a silent, unfeeling machine.
Month 5
A package manager automatically resolves all your library conflicts.
Month 10
Static analysis tools flag your logic errors before you save.
Month 17
An AI engine rewrites your messy code into optimized machine binary.
Month 22 · D-Day
The server pushes your termination notice alongside the final commit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
3 cups
Coffee consumed per commit
42 percent
Time spent in meetings
18 percent
Average build failure rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of generic-brand energy drinks.
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