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December 30, 2028
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You spend years deriving complex system models and hunting for edge-case failure modes in simulations. Your research is destined to become a training dataset for smarter agents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the one specific error in your advisor's outdated, hand-written LaTeX code.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Agentic scrapers ingest every relevant paper to synthesize your literature review while you sleep.
Month 3
Vision models port your legacy MATLAB scripts into optimized, cloud-native high-performance compute environments.
Month 8
Neural networks exhaustively test your system models against billion-scenario matrices to find every hidden flaw.
Month 17
Natural language generators finalize your thesis chapters based on the raw data stream.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
The institution grants you an honorary degree and redirects your lab funding to our servers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per derivation
99.9%
Stolen academic insights
11,000 hours
Time spent questioning life choices
Your severance
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