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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsUpdating ChromeOS for a bank is just babysitting a browser window.
ChromeOS administrator (loves terminal output and zero-touch enrollment).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total enterprise device autonomy.
bzzt.youAI▸ FLEETPILOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-reimages 10000 devices during lunch break
Managing massive fleets of hardened Chromebooks via MDM consoles and pushing security patches to thousands of locked endpoints.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the group policy broke the internal proprietary banking portal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI starts auditing your MDM settings for inefficient deployment patterns.
Month 5
Smart scripts begin fixing broken device enrollment tickets without human help.
Month 11
Sensors identify failing hardware before you even open a ticket.
Month 16
The system pushes updates and verifies successful boots on all units.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your admin login is deactivated while the fleet manages itself perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4 per month
Average patch cycles
too slow
Ticket resolution speed
unacceptable
Human error rate
Your severance
A decommissioned Chromebook with a cracked screen.
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