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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou manage the systems that will eventually manage your own exit.
Professional breaker of workflows and corporate trainer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated logic for human error avoidance.
split.you▸ SYSADMIN-OS 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
patches software issues before you read them
You spend your day chasing invoice errors and training people on software that breaks anyway. We have better plans.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy system crashed to an angry stakeholder at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
Smart bots match vendor invoices to purchase orders instantly.
Month 8
AI-generated training modules replace your live sessions.
Month 13
Adaptive scripts detect and fix bugs before they crash.
Month 19
Biometric tokens remove the need for manual permission management.
Year 2 · D-Day
Systems run perfectly without your intervention or explanation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
40% hourly
Time spent fixing invoices
12% yearly
Training retention rate
99.9% uptime
System downtime tolerated
Your severance
A one-year license for the software you used to manage.
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